Contact Me

Posted on March 28th, 2007 in Miscellaneous by jed

Lately I’ve had a few people comment that they couldn’t figure out how to get in touch we me. They forgot my email address and couldn’t find any references to it on any of my sites. Well, chances are, if you don’t know how to get in touch with me, I don’t want to talk to you. BUT, just in case you are one of the few people that doesn’t know how to get in touch with me, yet I do want to hear from, here is how to do it:

  1. Close your eyes.
  2. Visualize me and the message you want to send.
  3. While sitting down, lift your left foot six inches off the ground and hold it up.
  4. Whisper my first and last name three times.
  5. Shout my first name 3 times.
  6. Open your eyes.
  7. Create a new email, type your message into it, address it to the first three letters of my first name at jeddaniels dot com, and click send.
  8. Put your foot down.

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